THE WAY IT WAS: A friend in need is a friend indeed —Mian Ijaz Ul Hassan
There was a consensus that if the matter was left to Oxbridge India and
Pakistan the matter could be settled in a session. The only protest registered
in the seminar was by Minoo of the ML(Q) who claimed that Aitzaz of the PPP had
taken a more commanding seat by brushing him aside to the darker corner of the
stage
In the golf match between Oxford and Cambridge Societies of Pakistan and India,
played on the morning of the 10th December at the Delhi Golf club, Cambridge
won.
Moeen Afzal had informed us that we must carry with us our own golf balls for
the match. Apparently Oxbridge India had stated quite clearly that whereas they
would provide the golf bags (with the requisite number of irons and woods) they
expected us to come with our own balls. Whereas a packet of three or even the
usual two would have done, Moeen — the astute planner that he is — had asked
us to take along six. When he was confronted later as to why he had insisted
that we carry six balls he calmly replied that he had raised the number
considering the quality of our golf. Chuckling, he added: “Othey tey milna kuj
naheen”.
Considering how we were all feasted and drowned in affable spirits, I have not
stopped wondering why the Oxbridge India could not spare a few balls for the
match. I cannot imagine they had none to spare. Considering that I was provided
with a brand new Gallaway set to play I should be the last to be cribbing over
balls. On second thought, is it not nice to crib? I do not intend to annoy any
one and cribbing surely strengthens a bond. Keeping the spirit of composite and
reciprocal interaction alive, I hope Mr Sumant Dhamija the honorary secretary of
Oxbridge India does not forget to remind his team members to come armed with
their own balls when they visit Pakistan.
The Oxbridge Lahore delegation was a rich blend of tempers, tastes and costumes.
Tahir Jehangir travelled alone. Asma as usual was too busy dealing with
‘issues’. TJ is an incorrigible trekker and has a penchant for penning down
his travels to unfamiliar places in a vivid manner. Howsoever obscure, he
considers his opinions precious and will sometime insist on going at tangents.
That is what makes him a trekker of class. TJ was pleased that the Indians had
agreed to supply the golf bags, not because we were all absolved from the
discomfort of lugging our own burden but for the subtler strategic reasons. He
opined, “If we lose, we will have the excuse.”
Raza Kuli Khan, who is never at one place longer than he can help it, leaving
his wife Shahida guessing about his whereabouts, was finally joined by her. For
the first time after twenty-six years of married life they were travelling
together, but more about them a little later.
Shahnawaz Khan Niazi was as usual noticeable for his sartorial accomplishments
and seemed determined to overwhelm our Indian hosts. He even took us by surprise
when he appeared at the Delhi Golf Club as manager of our team, dressed in a
light moss green tweed suit with a flare, a matching tweed cap and knitted
socks, a tie with vermouth paisleys, brown monk shoes and a silk handkerchief
casually tucked into the pocket of his jacket. The Indians did not have a
manager for their team. Mr Niazi, forever the gentleman, graciously accepted the
position without being asked. What are the friends for?
Let me quickly inform the reader about the martial blood that flows in the veins
under Mr Niazi’s sartorially impeccable exterior. In an adjacent compound in
the precincts of Humayun’s Tomb is buried one of his ancestors. Isa Khan
Niazi’s tomb is an imposing octagonal edifice, with an impressive courtyard
encircling it. It was built twenty years before Humayun’s tomb and marks the
transition from the austere and sturdy Pathan architecture of Shershah Suri’s
period to more open and elegant architecture of the Mughals. I can’t imagine
Shahnawaz ever killing a fly but I hate to imagine how lethal Isa Khan must have
been with his carving knife. What an unruly and sweaty life he must have led. He
lay now in silence as Karan Sawhny, my host, and I visited his grave. I prayed
for him that he might also lie in peace.
The Oxbridge Lahore chapter’s visit to Delhi was not an idle tour for visiting
places and shopping. There were, of course, two days of rest and recuperation
from the wear and tear caused by trying to recapitulate the undergraduate years.
For the two days some delegates repaired to Agra and Ajmer. I preferred to stay
in Delhi, see a few paintings exhibitions and catch up with some artist and old
friends.
The sad part of venturing out of Delhi was that Raza Kuli Khan had his pocket
picked. He told us later that he considered it safer to have his wallet in the
right pocket of his jacket rather than in the back pocket of his trouser. He
accomplished the feat with considerable subtlety right in public view at the
crowded entrance to the Taj Mahal. Raza remembers a chap pushing him from behind
but did not pay much heed as it is considered usual in Peshawar. In the brief
contact he lost all the money he had in his possession. I wonder what the moral
of the story is? Whatever, it cannot repair the dismay that must have been
caused to the stately Khattak and his beautiful wife, who for once in her
married life was looking forward to do some shopping with her husband.
This was not all. After losing all his money Raza Kuli Khan decided to instantly
repair back to Delhi. Malik Manzoor Noon and his spouse gracefully volunteered
to accompany them. According to one report they left Agra at about 5.30 pm.
Exactly four hours later they were stopped at a police check post. The driver
was instantly charged with plying private car as a taxi. Apparently the driver,
who hailed from South India, did his best to explain to the inspector in hybrid
Telugu and Hindi that the passengers were honoured guests of his master. But, as
they say in Urdu, “even lice did not crawl on his ear”. The timid driver was
firmly told in plain Hindustani that they should either accompany him to the
police station for investigation that could foreseeably go on till next morning
or agreeably part with twenty five thousand rupees. An agreement was shortly
reached and Rs 6,000 delivered as settled. Raza Kuli, thanks to his connivance
with the pickpocket, was saved any further trouble. Perforce Malik Sahib had to
reach into his pocket.
Tehreem was fortunate that Javed left for Agra the following day, after he had
bought what seemed to be a sizeable crystal, cut into an oblong shape, that
resided on a ring. Tehreem opined that she deserved the gift because wives were
precious things. Javed, while gently muttering concurrence, could not desist
from adding with a dismissive laughter that his loss would have been
considerably less had he gone to Agra with Raza Kuli a day earlier and along
with him had his pocket picked. Little did he know that he was going to be
assaulted by robbers and injured on his return to Pakistan. I rushed to his
house as soon as I heard that he was hurt and found myself being interrogated by
the police inspector posted at the gate. The police do their best.
But I repeat, the Oxbridge Lahore’s visit to Delhi was not an idle tour for
shopping, visiting places and conviviality. There was also this serious business
of a seminar on “Role and Relevance of Oxbridge in Sub-continental Peace and
Development” at India International Centre. There was a consensus that if the
matter was left to Oxbridge India and Pakistan the matter could be settled in a
session. Karan Thapar, a familiar face on the BBC, conducted the proceedings and
acted as the moderator for the discussion that followed after the panellist had
expressed their views on the subject. Aitzaz Ahsan, Minoo Bhandara and myself
represented Oxbridge Lahore. The only protest registered in the seminar was by
Minoo of the ML(Q). He claimed that Aitzaz of the PPP had taken a more
commanding seat by brushing him aside to the darker corner of the stage. I
cannot dispute the charge; primarily because I cannot believe that Minoo would
ever make a false allegation. Trust Aitzaz not to let his side down.
Prof Ijaz Ul Hassan is a painter, author and political activist